April 2012
15 posts
I really need
I need to get laid. Well, more specifically i need to spend three days in bed with a willing, able, and eager to please partner
Apr 20th
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Apr 18th
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Giving up
Thats it. I’m done. Hanging up my hat, putting away the shoes. Can’t do it, ain’t worth it…
Apr 15th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 6th
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Freckles: You Want A Physicist To Speak At Your... →
anotherprettymess: “You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to your grieving family about the conservation of energy, so they will understand that your energy has not died. You want the physicist to remind your sobbing mother about the first law of…
Apr 4th
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Apr 1st
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March 2012
5 posts
Mar 29th
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Mar 23rd
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Mar 15th
408 notes
damn the germs
it is inevitable when a child is in school, they’re bound to bring home more than just books and homework. usually it’s sneaky, you won’t find it in their book bag, or even in their pants pocket. it creeps up on you from out of no where and you find yourself dealing with the fever chills, cough, runny nose and all that. course it probably doesn’t help that we recently moved...
Mar 13th
Mar 12th
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February 2012
7 posts
Feb 25th
Feb 24th
46,358 notes
Closer
Moving day keeps edging closer and closer and the exhaustion sets in and we havent even started with the furniture yet. Sheesh
Feb 21st
Feb 18th
602 notes
Also, moving on up
It isnt a deluxe apartment in the sky, but a three bedroom, two bath house. With showers. showers :D
Feb 17th
getting off a plane in hawaii
for some, it’s the only time they get layed… or laid. whichever edit *lei’d
Feb 17th
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do like this particular chart. it's a great way to... →
Feb 6th
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January 2012
5 posts
Jan 31st
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