Doing the Humpty hump
I’m stepping tall, y’all, and just like Humpty dumpty, you’re gonna fall when your stereos pump me.
But for how long?
Back on the airwaves, at least for now…
Til I can afford it
My cell phone got cut off today I think. Its has been awfully quiet…
Every thought in the mind is a planted seed– Beastie Boys
Advice to live by
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Notice a lot of diseases are jumping from animals to people. Bird flu, mad cow… camel toe…
Just so you're aware
Skyrim is fucking awesome
Just so you know
I hate shopping for gifts. So if you expect gifts, you’re looking at the wrong guy.
I am just...
You know, i’m tired. I’m tired of being broke all the time, tired of being alone ninety percent of every day. I’m tired of waking up to the same god forsaken business of being human. I’m tired of trying to be nice to my friends who come to me seeking advice with their relationship problems. I dont have the answers. I have questions that constantly go un-answered. I am tired...
HOLY CRAP! there actually IS a doomsday machine... →
this is a rage comic that i had to share. just... →