May 2013
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at least once a day
i have to stop and ask myself if i’m a good parent. am i doing this right? will she grow into a respectable young lady? or have i fucked her up for life?
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“it’s impossible to start with a clean slate if you keep erasing the board...”
– Chris “Crispy” Hagberg (yes. i said this)
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forgive. and forget?
to forgive is wise. to forget is just foolish.
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there is no purer hatred
than that which is born from love
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well then
i’m wearing my call of duty black ops shirt, my halo hat, all i need is an N7 hoodie, a pair of chainmail pants, and some sort of game related shoes/boots and i would look like such an epic nerd. does crispy like video games? yes, yes he does
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CDGAF
translation: Crispy Don’t Give A Fuck
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seriously?
i mean, i can’t have/keep a relationship of my own, so how the fuck am i supposed to help you with yours?
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“a good deed is like pissing yourself in dark pants; gives you a warm feeling but...”
– Jacob Taylor— Mass Effect 2
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infuriatingly patient
i have been labeled as this before. i have always subscribed to ‘good things come to he who waits.’ and so i wait. what am i waiting for? hell i don’t even know. sometimes i think i’m waiting for some opportunity to present itself, whatever that opportunity may take the form of. i know, i know, if you want something you have to make it happen. but i learned years ago that...
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fucking blisters
only bad thing about the new lawn mower being self-propelled; you have to hold the little bar down to make the wheels spin. while this does make mowing the lawn infinitely easier, it has the negative side effect of wearing a nice big blister on the junction from my palm to my thumb. and on my right hand, too. guess ms palmer is gonna have to spend a couple days recovering before i tap that again…
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yippee kai yay space cowboy
i got nothin. enjoy your monday
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physics is fascinating
if you could squeeze all the space out of every atom in every human being on the planet Earth, you could fit the entire population of Earth (some 7+ billion people) inside a tennis ball. with room to spare.
so the next time life makes you feel empty and hollow inside, just remember that you are in a way mostly empty space, that your atoms are mostly space, and take comfort in the knowledge that...
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happy Mother's Day
to all you moms out there, hope your kids let you enjoy the day. wish i could give my mom the day off, but sadly I have to work. on the plus, my mother and daughtet get to come to my restaurant and eat lunch on the house. at least it’s something
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nothing worse
than the disappointed look on my little girl’s face when i told her i have to work tomorrow. pouty lips i think are an inherent part of the the two x chromosomes.
